The Woman Who Swung the Pry Bar Brought Me Supper the Week My Husband Died

Julia Martinez

My thirteen-year-old son spent his dirt bike money building a ramp so the little girl next door could get off her porch, and the woman from the corner house took a pry bar to it and told him, “Get your junk off my street.” Nobody warned her what would stop outside her door the next morning.

Penelope was eight and used a wheelchair, and all summer in Kokomo she watched the street from her porch.

In late August Trevon said, “Mom, how come Penelope just sits up there?”

We went over. Five steep concrete steps and a coiled green garden hose.

Her mom, Miranda, said the insurance kept calling a ramp “optional.”

That night Trevon drew it on graph paper, the way his dad taught him before the heart attack.

Next day he emptied his dirt bike coffee can and handed me $412 for lumber.

Four evenings he went from the school bus to the sawhorses until dark.

It sat crooked at the bottom, and it held.

Penelope rolled herself to the sidewalk and laughed until she got the hiccups.

At 6:40 the next morning yelling out front got me out of bed.

Christine Ramsay was standing on the ramp in her pink bathrobe holding a pry bar.

“Twenty-two years on this street, and I have to look at THAT?” she said.

Then she swung it.

Boards split, Penelope screamed behind her screen door, and Trevon stood barefoot on our lawn.

She kept on until it caved in, then dropped the bar at his feet.

“Now haul your JUNK off my street,” she said.

By lunch Penelope was back up top, WATCHING through the railing.

I figured that was the bottom of it.

At seven the next morning, FOURTEEN motorcycles came around the corner and backed in at Christine’s curb.

The one in front, short silver beard, worn black vest, walked up her steps and knocked.

She opened the door holding her coffee, smiling LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED.

He said something I couldn’t hear.

Her smile went first.

Then her shoulders.

And the second he told her WHOSE granddaughter Penelope was, the mug in her hand started shaking. ⬇️

Seven in the morning

Miranda’s screen door banged open behind me.

She was still in her scrubs from the night shift at the hospital, badge clipped on, hair half out of its tie. She came to the top of her five steps and stood there with one hand on the railing.

“That’s my dad,” she said.

I looked at her, then at the man on Christine’s steps.

“That’s Penelope’s grandpa?”

“His name’s Alfred,” she said. “He rode down from Kalamazoo last night. I didn’t ask him to bring all of them.”

Penelope was behind her, at the screen, both hands flat on the mesh.

Christine shut her door. Not hard. Just shut it, the way you close a door on a salesman. Then the blinds in her front window came down, one slat at a time, like her hands weren’t working right.

Alfred came down her steps and walked back along the sidewalk. He didn’t look at the broken boards in Miranda’s grass. He looked at me, and he nodded once, and I nodded back because I didn’t know what else to do in my bathrobe at seven in the morning.

Behind the last motorcycle a white pickup had pulled in with a load of lumber strapped down under orange straps.

I had my phone in my hand. I’d picked it up when I heard the engines, because I thought I might need to call somebody. I put it in my pocket.

Trevon came out onto our porch in his socks. He’d slept in his clothes. He looked at the bikes, then at Penelope at her screen door, then at me.

“Is that Penelope’s grandpa?” he said. “Why didn’t he come before?”

The coffee can

The coffee can was his dad’s.

Wesley kept screws in it for twenty years, a red Folgers can on the shelf over the workbench, and when he died Trevon dumped the screws into a margarine tub and started putting his lawn money in the can instead. Five dollars here. Twenty from his grandma at Easter. He wanted a used dirt bike, a little 125, so he could ride the trails out past the reservoir the way his dad used to ride there on the big one.

The big one was still in our garage under a blue tarp. I hadn’t started it since March.

Wesley drew everything on graph paper first. Birdhouses. The deck. A shelf for my cookbooks that I never asked for and used every day. He’d sit at the kitchen table with a pencil and a ruler, and Trevon would sit across from him and copy it. Every line in pencil, every number written twice.

Christine came to the funeral.

I want to be fair about that. She came to the funeral home and sat in the second row behind me, and when my legs went at the graveside she was the one who got her arm under mine. For a week after, there was a casserole on my porch every evening at five. Chicken and noodles. A ham one. She brought them in a glass Pyrex dish with masking tape on the lid that said RAMSAY in black marker, and she said, “Don’t you dare wash it, just set it out.”

I still had the dish. I kept meaning to return it.

That same week she stood in my kitchen and said, “Dominic’s tools are all still in my garage. Every one of them stamped with his name, he was like that. You need anything, you just ask.”

She said a lot of things in my kitchen. That she’d been on this street twenty-two years. That she’d watched it go down. That the house next door had been a nice family once, before it was a rental.

She also called the city on Wesley’s motorcycle twice. Once for noise, once for oil on the street. Wesley thought it was funny. He started coasting the last house home with the engine off.

In June a police cruiser sat at Miranda’s curb for most of an afternoon. There was a motorcycle there too, and two men on Miranda’s steps, and then there wasn’t. I was at work when it started. I didn’t ask. You don’t, on a street like ours.

The last week of August, the second evening Trevon was out at the sawhorses, I walked down to the mailboxes and Christine was there getting hers.

“What’s that boy of yours building?” she said.

“A ramp for Penelope,” I said. “So she can get off that porch.”

She put her hand on her heart. “Well, isn’t that sweet.”

Out front now, somebody dropped the tailgate on the pickup.

Fourteen men were carrying lumber up Miranda’s walk, and Penelope was counting them out loud.

Seven-fifteen

I got dressed and went over.

Alfred was standing in Miranda’s grass with his hands on his hips, looking at what was left. Up close he was bigger than I’d thought. Faded tattoos all the way down both arms, a watch with a cracked face, reading glasses hooked in the neck of his vest.

“Ma’am,” he said. “You’re the boy’s mother.”

“Yes.”

“He did good work. She just had more time than he did.”

The riders were stacking the new boards on Miranda’s driveway, two-by-sixes, pressure-treated, the green kind. One of them, a younger guy with a measuring tape on his belt, was crouched at the bottom step running the tape out across the grass.

“It’s going to need a turn,” he said. “Straight out you run into her line.”

He meant Christine’s. Her side yard came right up to Miranda’s on that side. That was why Trevon’s had sat crooked at the bottom. He’d angled it to stay off her grass.

Trevon came across our lawn with a piece of paper folded in his back pocket. He stood about ten feet off with it until Alfred looked at him.

“That the plan?” Alfred said.

Trevon handed it over. Graph paper, pencil, every number twice.

Alfred put on his reading glasses and looked at it for a long time.

“Who taught you to write it twice?”

“My dad,” Trevon said.

“Hugo,” Alfred said, and the man with the tape came over and looked too, and then they were both talking about the landing and the rise and Trevon was between them pointing at the paper. That was the most words I’d heard out of my son since March.

So I did the thing I thought would help.

I walked down to the corner. Christine was out at the end of her driveway by then, in a different robe, a blue one, with her cordless phone. Not a cell phone. The old house phone, with the antenna.

“Christine,” I said. “They’re just putting it back. Nobody’s going to bother you. Let them put it back and we’ll all forget it.”

She looked at me like I’d spit on her driveway.

“Your husband parked that machine on this street for eleven years and I never said one word to him,” she said. “Not one. And this is what I get from you.”

“You called the city on him twice.”

“I have already called Officer Quezada,” she said. “He knows these people. He’s dealt with these people before.”

She went in. The deadbolt went, and then the chain.

June

Miranda sat down on her top step and put her face in her hands for a minute. Then she took them away.

“I need to tell you something,” she said, “because you’re going to hear her version.”

I sat down two steps below her.

“In June my dad came down with Hugo and one other guy to build Penelope a ramp. He’d measured it at Easter. He had the wood on order.” She looked across at Christine’s blinds. “They got here on a Saturday morning and parked at the curb. Her curb. Not on her grass. At the curb, on the street, where anybody parks.”

“I was at work,” I said.

“She called the police and said there was a gang on the street. Officer Quezada came out. He was nice about it. He looked at their licenses and sat in his car for a while, and then he said there wasn’t anything illegal about three grown men sitting on a porch.”

“So what happened?”

“She wrote my landlord.” Miranda said it flat. “Mr. Kuang. He owns this house and two on Locke Street. He called me that Monday and said he’d had a complaint from a homeowner about motorcycle traffic and people on the property. He said my lease was up for renewal in September and he’d think about it.”

She pulled at her badge on its clip.

“He said one more complaint and he wasn’t renewing.”

Penelope had rolled up to the screen behind her. Miranda didn’t turn around.

“So I called my dad and told him not to come back. Not until the lease was signed.” Her voice went funny on the last part and she stopped and started again. “I told my own father not to come see his granddaughter. And she sat up there all summer because I didn’t have the money for a ramp and I didn’t have anybody else to build one.”

I thought about Trevon in August. How come Penelope just sits up there?

“Did your dad know Trevon was building it?”

“I didn’t tell him until yesterday. After.” She looked at me. “I was scared to. I thought if he came down here again, that was it. We’re out.”

“And he came with fourteen.”

“He asked me what she said. Word for word. I told him. He was quiet on the phone for a long time.” She almost laughed. “And then he said, ‘What’s her name.'”

Across the street a car door shut. A cruiser had pulled in behind the last bike.

Miranda stood up. “She knew exactly whose kid that was when she swung.”

RAMSAY

Officer Quezada didn’t get out right away. He sat in the cruiser with his radio, looking at the row of motorcycles the way you’d look at a weather report.

Alfred came over to Miranda’s steps and stood at the bottom of them, in the grass, out of the way of the men carrying boards.

He had a piece of paper too. Folded in quarters, soft at the creases, like it had been in a pocket for a while.

“Mr. Kuang sent this to Miranda yesterday afternoon,” he said. “After the boards. He wanted her to know there’d been another complaint, and he sent the complaint.” He held it out to me. “I’d like you to read it before he gets out of that car.”

I read it standing on Miranda’s walk.

It was typed. Two paragraphs. It said that the tenants at the house next to the corner had been the subject of a police call in June regarding a motorcycle gang. It said that the property was already in poor condition. And then the second paragraph.

I am told the boy next door is now building the daughter a ramp. A permanent structure means a permanent tenant, and I would ask you not to renew. If it goes up, I will see to it myself.

It was signed Christine Ramsay, homeowner since 2004.

It was dated August 26.

The second evening. The mailboxes. Isn’t that sweet.

I read the date again. I was the one who told her.

Alfred didn’t say anything. He took his reading glasses out of his vest and folded them and put them back.

“What did you tell her,” I said. “At her door.”

“I told her my name,” he said. “I told her Penelope’s my granddaughter and Miranda’s my daughter, and that I’m the gang she wrote Mr. Kuang about. I told her we’d be building a ramp next door this morning, on Miranda’s ground, and that nobody would set a foot on hers.” He looked at the bikes. “And I told her I’d read her letter.”

“That’s all?”

“That’s all.”

Trevon came up beside me. He’d been in our garage. He had the pry bar.

He’d picked it up off our lawn after she dropped it and hung it on his dad’s pegboard over the workbench, next to the Folgers can, and nobody had touched it since. He held it out flat on both hands like it was something he’d found in the road.

Stamped into the steel just above the curve, in small square letters, it said D. RAMSAY.

Officer Quezada

Christine came out before Quezada was all the way up the walk. She’d put on slacks and a cardigan and lipstick.

“Thank you for coming,” she said. “Thank you. I didn’t know who else to call. They came at seven o’clock in the morning, all of them, and that one came right up to my door. Right up to my door.”

“Ma’am,” Quezada said.

“He threatened me. I want that written down. He stood on my steps and he threatened me in front of my own house, and now they’re tearing up the yard next door with a construction crew and nobody has a permit, I can promise you that, I called the city and they have no permit on file. That’s an easement. That’s the city’s.”

“What did he say to you, Mrs. Ramsay?”

“He told me who he was.” She pointed at Alfred without looking at him. “Like that’s supposed to mean something to me. Like I should know who he is. I’ve lived on this street twenty-two years. I’ve watched it go down one rental at a time. I know who he is. I knew who he was in June.”

Quezada looked at the bikes, then at Alfred, then back at her.

“You called in June,” he said. “I remember.”

“And nothing happened.”

“Nothing was happening, ma’am.”

I went down the walk with the pry bar. Trevon came behind me with his receipt from the lumber yard folded inside the graph paper.

“I’d like to report something,” I said.

Christine looked at the bar in my hands and her face did a thing I’d never seen it do. It went young, almost. Like a girl caught out.

“Honey,” she said. She’d called me that at the graveside. “Don’t.”

“This was on our lawn yesterday morning,” I said. “She dropped it at his feet.”

Quezada took it from me. He turned it over and found the letters without me showing him.

“That boy’s mother is trying to make this about me,” Christine said. “I sat with you at that funeral. I held you up. I brought you supper every night for a week and I never asked for one thing back, and you’re standing here with these people. With them. Against me.”

“You took a pry bar to a kid’s ramp,” Quezada said.

“I took it to a nuisance on my street! You put a ramp on a rental, they never leave. Never. And then it’s a ramp and a chain-link fence and motorcycles every weekend and who’s going to buy my house then? Who? That child sat on that porch all summer and it didn’t hurt her one bit. She’s got a porch. Plenty of children don’t have a porch.”

Nobody said anything.

Behind me, a drill started up on Miranda’s driveway. Then it stopped.

“That’s four hundred and twelve dollars,” Trevon said. He held the receipt out to Quezada. “That’s what the wood cost.”

Quezada took that too. He asked me if I wanted to sign a complaint for criminal mischief, and he said it would go to the prosecutor and there might be a court date, and that Mrs. Ramsay would get a copy with my name on it.

“Yes,” I said.

Christine stepped back like I’d pushed her.

Quezada wrote it on the hood of his car. I signed it. My hand didn’t do anything special. It was just my name.

He gave Christine a paper too, and she stood holding it in her cardigan with her lipstick on and did not read it.

“You’ll be sorry,” she said to me. “You’re going to need somebody on this street someday.”

Then she went back up her steps. She stopped at the top, with her hand on the door, and looked at the line of motorcycles at her curb.

Alfred had walked back down by then. He was standing by the first bike with his arms crossed.

“Ma’am,” he said. “We’ll be gone by supper.”

When she’d gone in, I turned around. Miranda was at the top of her steps with Penelope beside her.

I went up three of the five.

“I told her,” I said. “At the mailbox. The second night. I told her he was building it.”

Miranda looked at me for a long time. Then she looked at the letter, which I was still holding, folded small.

“You didn’t write it,” she said.

The first Saturday in October

The ramp goes off the side of the porch now and turns once at a landing, away from the corner house, and comes down to the sidewalk with a rail on both sides. Hugo’s crew built the frame. Trevon drove the last screw. Alfred made him do it with Wesley’s drill, which I had to dig out from under the tarp.

Mr. Kuang’s renewal came in the mail the second week of September. Miranda taped it to her refrigerator.

The court date is in November.

I washed the Pyrex dish and set it on Christine’s top step on a Tuesday morning, with the lid on, masking tape and all. By that afternoon it was gone. Her blinds have stayed down.

This morning I came out with my coffee and Penelope was already at the bottom, on the sidewalk, watching the street from down there.

Trevon came out behind me with a twenty from mowing two yards on Locke Street. He went into the garage, and I heard the lid come off the Folgers can, and the bill go in.

When he came back out Penelope was halfway up the ramp again, both hands on the wheels.

“Watch,” she said. “Watch me.”

If somebody on your street ever built something for a kid who needed it, tell them tonight that you saw.

For more stories where motorcycles and unexpected kindness change everything, read the story of a bike with fourteen payments left and the message that arrived over the Atlantic. And for another moment when bikers stepped in when someone needed them, there’s the biker who carried her husband’s name.